Can be sometimes found taking "Fourier transforms" of cats. I'm not able to spend as much time on this site as I wish to, perhaps I could improve on this in the upcoming future. In love with StackExchange, these folks know how to put a Q+A site together. Keep up the good work.

I've got two good friends, one travels in a holster, and the other in a hip-flask. I keep the first loaded, the other keeps me loaded. I also have an uncanny knack of writing about myself but I'll rather code some lines today.

print.("Loading super rad jokes, please hold your excitement")
theFile = open('jokes.txt', 'r')

Oh, and I didn't finish writing the above code yet, all we could manage was a missing train-car, the famous detective Berry Holmes thus, has a mind-boggling mystery to solve and what's more, we could go fishin' when we're done.

A big thanks if you've read this far, might've took you a while. No? Oh I'm sorry, I'll be sure to paste something from the Ulysses soon. I also cook some delicious pasta (I always need help with alfredo sauce though). I think I should leave now, I always do, when the talks get philosophical.